FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you’re dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE’LL WIN THEM ALL. That’s right, we’ll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that’s right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

A great way to give yourself tendinitis if you don’t know to take breaks. I know to take breaks.

The mane and tail have been the most agonizing parts.

hey chicagoans

I think I overestimated how many Chicagoans this blog reaches

reblog for Chicagoan exposure

what if we stood next to each other for 50 turns in tower of valni 1 to unlock our c support

WARNING: Your current status debuff "Poster's Malaise" is making you 50% worse at posting for the next 17 Hours, 26 Minutes, 14 Seconds. Post anyway?

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

what the fuck

querched up white boy

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao